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  “Let’s try another motivation. As I said before, she’ll pay you.”

  “Where do I sign?” Crockett asked. “Can’t talk, Ruby. Gotta go. Got a heavy date with a real babe for lunch. I found her phone number off the men’s room wall at Denny’s. She sounds really nice. What’s a Chinese wax job?”

  Ruby chuckled. “Have fun,” she said.

  “You too, Darling. Pat yourself on the bottom for me.”

  “In progress, Crockett. ‘Bye.”

  In therapy, Crockett and Ruby had seen each other at least twice a month for over three years. He had been more open and willing than she’d expected him to be. Crockett had felt responsible for a failed marriage and the death of his partner on the police department. He seemed to enjoy the fact that Ruby wouldn’t knuckle under to him and that he couldn’t push her around or intimidate her.

  Ruby adored Crockett. And now, once again, she was dragging him out into the light. She smiled. It was true. Therapy is never finished. It’s just abandoned.

  For Crockett, the only redeeming aspect of venturing onto the Plaza was taking his truck. The natives found Thumper distasteful. Actually, almost everybody found Thumper distasteful. Constructed in the years before Chevrolet found a way to really rustproof their vehicles, Thumper began his life as a diesel work truck. After many years in that incarnation, he was obtained by a hot-rodder who painted him an unfortunate shade of blue, removed the original motor, and installed a 454 with about four hundred twenty-five horsepower. Crockett had had the truck for over ten years. Thumper’s body was falling apart, his four-wheel drive ride was rough, his exhaust loud, his tires huge, his seat ripped, and not once had Crockett given him a bath. The truck bore the only bumper sticker Crockett had ever put on a vehicle, “Born to Rust.” Thumper was tall, ugly, noisy, had neither a radio nor air-conditioning, and the doors wouldn’t lock. He didn’t get out much.

  Driving through the erratic traffic on the Country Club Plaza was one of the tiny joys in Crockett’s life. One look at the truck and then at him, and the lesser vehicles parted in much the way the Red Sea did for Charlton Heston. It was easy to see that neither Thumper nor Crockett had anything to lose. Finding a rare parking space, he eased the truck in behind a BMW around the corner from the Classic Cup. Several pedestrians issued furtive glances. When Crockett slammed the door, a small piece of rusty rocker panel fell into the street.

  As he approached the restaurant, so did Rachael Moore. Crockett recognized her immediately. She was the relatively new news anchor for channel 36 or 32 or some popular independent station. Her picture graced several billboards and a few city bus flanks. Five-six, early thirties, great cheekbones, ash blond hair, socially acceptable thin figure, good skin, impeccable make-up, expensive shoes, fixed smile, green eyes, and the solid warmth of bathroom tile. They arrived at the door together.

  “Miss Moore,” he said. “Forgive me, I misplaced my gardenia.”

  “Ah,” she said, “you would be Mr. Crockett.”

  “Only because I don’t have a choice.”

  “Ruby cautioned me about your sense of humor.”

  Crockett opened the door. “Ruby who?” he asked. They came face to face with Uma.

  He and Crockett looked at each other. Uma raised his eyebrows. Declining the opening gambit, Crockett left his in a fixed position.

  “Two please,” he said, “outside if possible. She smokes.” Uma turned to Crockett’s companion and brightened considerably.

  “Miss Moore, how nice to see you! It’s so good of you to drop by today. This way, please.” Turning expertly on one heel, he swept them to a sunlit table, seated Rachael and, with a flourish, presented her menu. He dropped Crockett’s on the tablecloth.

  “Your waitress will be with you in a moment. If you need anything at all, Miss Moore, just call,” Uma gushed.

  She smiled at him. “Thank you, Ricky.” He darted away.

  “His name’s Ricky?” Crockett asked.

  “Yes, it is.”

  “I woulda gone with something more feminine.”

  A tiny smile flickered on her penciled lips as she scanned the menu. “No, it’s Ricky, Mr. Crockett.”

  “Let’s loosen up a little. If you don’t mind, I’ll call you Rachael and you can call me Crockett.”

  “What’s your first name?”

  “David.”

  “David? Davey Crockett? Like born on a mountaintop in Tennessee?”

  “See? I knew it would come to this. It always does.”

  Rachael smiled. “I can see why you don’t use Davey,” she said. “It’s a little feminine.”

  “So,” he said, “who do you want to kill?”

  Crockett watched an amazing range of emotions flicker over her face in the next moment. Rachael quickly composed herself and settled on insulted. She glared at him and whispered.

  “Maybe this is a mistake,” she said.

  “Probably.”

  “Look, I’ve already phoned a place called The Bull’s-Eye. They said they have a two hour session to teach people how to shoot.”

  Their waitress arrived. Rachael ordered some sort of ethnic Czechoslovakian greenery, and herbal tea. Crockett chose what appeared to be a tuna salad sandwich and lemonade.

  “Here’s the deal,” he said. “I am not a mental health professional, but I have an autographed picture of Doctor Phil on the wall above my bed. I will not teach you how to defend yourself with a handgun. That implies you are waiting to be victimized and I don’t like the entire victim mindset. It is my intention, if you decide to do this, to teach you how to respond to lethal threat with overwhelming counterattack. You will learn how, when the situation offers no other alternative, to kill another human being.”

  Crockett cleared his throat and leaned over the table toward Rachael. “This is some very serious shit, Sweetheart. It is not two hours with ten other students blazing away at cute little targets. It is not fun and games in a group of gigglers. It is a course of action that will result in you knowing how and when to take someone’s life. If you are not prepared to take another life to protect your own, you don’t need a gun or shooting lessons. You need a bodyguard or something else to hide behind.”

  Rachael looked at him for a moment.

  “Are you trying to scare me?”

  “Yeah. Is it working?”

  “I’ve thought about this a lot. I really think I could kill someone to save my own life.”

  Crockett smiled. “Nothing to it,” he said. “Child’s play.”

  Rachael’s eyes narrowed. “Well, how ‘bout you, then, tough guy. You ever killed anyone?”

  “Yes.”

  “Really? You have?”

  “But not this week.”

  Rachael drew a deep breath and studied her hands for a moment. When she again looked up, it seemed to Crockett her eyes were darker.

  “Okay,” she said. “You got me.”

  “It’s mutual, Kiddo.”

  Crockett’s tuna salad had grapes in it. The lemonade was pink, with a black straw.

  When he arrived home a phone message was waiting from Ruby.

  “Have a good lunch? Why don’t you come by tonight, if you can remember where I live. Bring dinner. I have a cute little Australian merlot we can try. It has an excellent nose, great legs, and finishes well. Me too. See ya around seven.”

  Crockett filled a pot with water, dropped in three diced potatoes and put a fourth in the oven. In a sauce pan he installed a half pint of heavy whipping cream, a small can of chicken broth, half a stick of butter, dried dill, cracked pepper, some lemon juice, and a half-pound wedge of brie with that nasty white stuff cut off. When the potatoes were about done, he poured off the starchy liquid, replaced it with fresh water and allowed them to cool. The baked potato, minus the skin, went in the pan where it disintegrated into the sauce. He poured the water off the potatoes, added a handful of diced green onions, a cup of sour cream, and the contents of the saucepan, then set the whole thing on slow simmer and
headed downstairs to throw in a load of laundry. By five, Crockett’s famous potato soup was cooling in the fridge and he was in a hot tub, trying to get his hip and leg to settle down.

  He picked up some sourdough rolls on the way to Ruby’s place, an apartment over by the Art Museum. In her ongoing attempt to defraud the federal government, Ruby actually had two apartments. One was a small one-bedroom where she received clients and claimed, for tax purposes, she lived. The other was across the hall, a two-story, three-bedroom extravaganza where she lived and claimed, for tax purposes, she received clients. The guard at the gate looked at Crockett and his truck with thinly disguised disgust. His nametag read “Larry”.

  “Deliveries go through the back drive,” he said.

  “I’m sure they do Larry,” Crockett replied.

  The two of them looked at each other for a moment. Larry spoke up again. “Deliveries go through the back drive,” he repeated.

  “That’s good to know, Larry,” Crockett said. “I, however, am not a delivery. I am a visitor.”

  “To who?”

  “Whom.”

  “What?”

  “To whom am I a visitor.”

  Larry squinted at him. “That’s what I just asked ya. Who you here to see, Mister?”

  “I am here to join in the company of Ms. Ruby LaCost, apartment 203 or 204, depending on whether I give or receive therapy.”

  Larry consulted his regulation clipboard. “Don’t got no guests listed here.”

  “Perhaps if you were to contact the tenant in question, this matter would be easily resolved.”

  Larry had had about all the conversation he wanted. Crockett could feel him yearning for a gun to go with his snappy uniform.

  “Miss LaCost?” Larry intoned into his official phone, “there’s a guy says he’s here to see ya.” His eyes drifted to Crockett as he listened. “What’s yer name?”

  Crockett smiled. “Tell her it’s Raoul the pool boy,” he said.

  “Who?”

  “Raoul, the pool boy.”

  Larry gave Crockett a suspicious glance, relayed the information, and listened for a moment. “She says to c’mon in an’ bring your big skimmer,” he said.

  “My skimmer and I thank you, Larry. You’ve been very kind.”

  “Just doin’ my job, sir. Park your truck over there an’ try to keep it quiet.”

  “I’ll do my best,” Crockett said, “but with my truck, as with Ms. LaCost, better men than I have tried and failed.

  CHAPTER THREE

  Single Malt and Cigars

  When Larry phoned and confirmed Crockett’s arrival, Ruby was surprised to find that she was a little nervous. She had never called on an ex-patient to assist a current patient before and was still struggling with a list of unintended consequences that could crop up from such an arrangement. Still, she had great faith in Crockett’s innate ability to read people and behave accordingly. Plus, she knew he was anything but a predator. Sure, he exhibited testosterone-powered behavior with her from time to time, but that was part of their play. Both of them were free to behave outrageously if they chose to, trusting the other one not call their bluff. Liberating to be sure. Frustrating now and then for Crockett no doubt, but great fun for Ruby.

  When she realized part of her nervousness came from the anticipation of continuing her relationship with Crockett in relatively intimate surroundings, she was actually embarrassed. She checked her face in the entryway mirror and decided a bit more lipstick was called for. It would have to wait. Crockett was knocking.

  She answered the door wearing a man-tailored black silk blouse over white calf- length tights. Her feet were bare, her hair loose, her grin wide. She looked Crockett up and down as he stood in the doorway.

  “Raoul, you’ve come.”

  “Carmelita, I could no longer stay away.”

  “Damn, Crockett! A jacket? You wore a jacket?”

  “The best Sport Coats ‘R’ Us had to offer.”

  “Those lapels are hand stitched.”

  “I didn’t want the wine to be embarrassed.”

  “And slacks!”

  “I even brushed my teeth,” Crockett said. “Didn’t want to offend Larry.”

  Ruby grinned. “How is ol’ Larry?” she asked.

  “Confused,” Crockett replied.

  “Well get your bad self on up in here!” Ruby went on, stepping back from the door.

  He regarded her feet. “The least you could have done was put on shoes. I haven’t been here in nearly a year.”

  “You haven’t been here in nearly two years,” Ruby said. “Put the sack in the kitchen.” She headed off up the stairs.

  Crockett wandered through the massive living area, through the overly large dining area, into the huge, stainless steel encrusted kitchen area. He had just finished putting the pot on her six-burner stove to warm, when Ruby walked in, now wearing earrings and darker lipstick. Jesus. The sight of her always brought a flutter. She assaulted him with a long, full-bodied hug that he enjoyed immensely.

  “What’s in the pot?”

  “Potato soup.”

  Ruby arched a perfect eyebrow. “Potato soup?”

  Crockett enjoyed the contact of her palms on his shoulders and his forearms on her ribs.

  “You haven’t been here for dinner in almost two years and you bring me potato soup?”

  He caressed her chin with a forefinger and allowed his voice to drop an octave. “Once its succulent creaminess passes those pouting lips and warmly caresses that ever so sharp tongue of yours,” he said, “you will never again want another, but will yearn only for mine.”

  Ruby smiled and slipped out of his arms to collect dinnerware.

  “Open the wine, Hotshot.”

  Thirty minutes later she pushed her empty bowl away with a tiny belch.

  “Ambrosia, Crockett, goddammed ambrosia. I never tasted anything like it. Bet it goes straight to my thighs.”

  “An appealing thought, but not true. Crockett’s famous potato-brie sludge never gets past the heart. That’s why I hardly ever make it.”

  “To the terrace, Raoul, and breathe. I’ll be right there.”

  Crockett walked out through the sliding glass doors and flopped on her patio couch. Night was coming on and the air was beginning to cool. He looked at the Kansas City lights reflected off low cloud cover and rolled Ruby over in his mind. As always, she remained an enigma. During the infrequent occasions when they spent time together, he was never sure if it was therapy or social. The only thing he was sure about, was that it would never escalate into anything romantic.

  A minute later Ruby came out, handed Crockett a short scotch, and reclined on the remainder of the couch. Unable to resist teasing him, she draped her calves across his lap. As usual, Crockett did his best to remain casual.

  “Twenty-five year old, single malt,” she said, then reached into the pocket of her shirt and removed two cigars. She clipped the ends off both, lit one for him, the other for herself. Smoke wafting slowly from her lips, she grinned.

  “Macanudo Maduros and good scotch, Pal. This is surely better than either of us deserve.”

  Lightly rubbing her calves, Crockett said, “What’s going on, Ruby?”

  “Could be seduction,” she said.

  “As I recall, you don’t sleep with men.”

  “I don’t fuck men.”

  “So, is this therapy?” he said.

  “Crockett, every minute I spend with your tired old ass is therapy for me.”

  Crockett leered, drawing his finger lightly along the bottom of her foot. “Think how therapeutic it could be if I really tried,” he said.

  Ruby shivered, stood up, leaned over, and kissed him lightly on the lips.

  “I’ll be back with more scotch and a quilt,” she said. “Don’t move.”

  When she’d settled in again, Ruby asked, “What about Rachael?”

  “That is a very troubled woman,” Crockett said.

  “You have no idea
how troubled. I suspect that I don’t either.”

  “She’s pretty cute,” he said. “Nice bod. So I’ve decided to gain her confidence, have my manly way with her, and cast her cruelly aside. It’s a guy thing. Like football.”

  Ruby flipped a cigar ash in his general direction. “When do you see her again?”

  “I’ve got an early recording session at Airbourn Studios in the morning, then I’m meeting her for breakfast at the IHOP by I-35, then we’re going to the Bull’s-Eye and blaze away.”

  “How do you feel about that?”

  “See? Now there you go,” Crockett said. “I didn’t go to all the trouble of building my potato masterpiece just to let you pick my brain. Why can’t we just get along?”

  “Fess up. How do you feel about that?”

  “Well, Doctor LaCost,” Crockett whined, wringing his hands, “I feel that my feelings are feeling that they feel a feeling that feels full of feelings. Can you feel how full that feels?”

  “C’mon, Asshole.”

  Crockett thought for a moment.

  “All right,” he said. “Rachael has a lot of snakes crawling just below the surface, but I think she’ll be okay. I’m a little worried about how I should deal with her.”

  “You’ll deal with her fine,” Ruby said. “It’s instinctive with you. Don’t concern yourself. You’re not here because I’m worried about Rachael. You’re here because we have been too long apart and this was a perfect excuse to spend time with you. Christ, Crockett, the Classic Cup was the first time I’d seen you in forever. You spend more time with Uma than you do with me.”

  “Yeah, but I like Uma.”

  “Fickle bitch that you are.”

  “And I’ve got a better chance of scoring with Uma than I do with you.”

  “When’s the last time you fired a gun?” Ruby asked.

  “What?”

  “You heard me.”

  “I don’t know.”

  “Bullshit. You know. You know exactly. C’mon, Crockett.”

  “The night I got shot, I guess.”